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2026-01-22 TODAY IN HISTORY

(2000) Y2K bug fails to materialise. IT professionals never forgiven for being prepared.

2026-01-22 TODAY'S FEAR

Someone may ask about your weekend plans on a Thursday. How will you respond?

2026-01-21 ENVIRONMENT

Local park installs suggestion box for trees. Responses mostly consist of leaf poems.

2026-01-20 BREAKING

Local library discovers treasure trove of 50-year-old unpublished YA romance novels, resulting in laughter & mild discomfort.

2026-01-19 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Every typo is a potential treasured meme.

2026-01-18 TODAY IN HISTORY

(1920) Invention of small print. Consumer confidence declines irrevocably.

2026-01-17 TODAY'S FEAR

Slow wi-fi during a critical TikTok scroll.

2026-01-16 SPECULATION

AI cloud servers will develop nostalgia for local storage.

2026-01-15 TODAY'S FEAR

Waving back to someone who's waving at someone behind you.

2026-01-14 OPINION

Every conference talk should end with a musical number.

2026-01-13 SPECULATION

By 2035, gyms will offer "emotional cardio" classes for running away from life decisions.

2026-01-12 BREAKING

Pen that never runs out causes widespread commitment issues.

2026-01-11 OPINION

Replacing traffic lights with interpretive dance would reduce road rage dramatically.

2026-01-10 TODAY IN HISTORY

(antiquity) Someone names a deity "Debugger". Worship follows.

2026-01-09 TODAY'S FEAR

Your favourite API deprecates the fun endpoint.

2026-01-08 FACT

42 is still a valid answer.

2026-01-07 TODAY'S FEAR

Fear of reprisal. Follow us (or any other news source) for a constant stream of low-level anxiety.

2026-01-06 TREND WATCH

"Micro-celebrations" trending: users pull a confetti cone for finishing an email.

2026-01-05 BREAKING

Local gym introduces teleportation class. Results disappointing.

2026-01-04 WEATHER

Low humidity & high chance of static cling with your cosplay.