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BREAKING.Website gains second headline in one day. Developer celebrates with cuppa.
WEATHER.Gusts of wind may redistribute unpaid parking tickets across three counties. Claim yours now.
LOCAL.Aunt Edna's "All You Can Crunch" Cereal Extravaganza closes, citing shortages of crunchy milk.

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2025-10-31 BREAKING
Website gains second headline in one day. Developer celebrates with cuppa.
2025-10-31 WEATHER
Gusts of wind may redistribute unpaid parking tickets across three counties. Claim yours now.
2025-10-30 LOCAL
Aunt Edna's "All You Can Crunch" Cereal Extravaganza closes, citing shortages of crunchy milk.
2025-10-29 BREAKING
Joke news media starts production & learns what ampersands are.